Probably one of those stupid idiots who stop, looks at the camera for a full 30 seconds and then leave the crime scene.

Why? I'm not creimer.

Creimerism is easy to write: drop a word, mix up idioms, and let autocorrect rule. Since you believe every AC is creimer, you're very trollable.

Great idea! I would like to filter out creimertards and their copy-and-poop comments.

Now who will pay for it?

It's not unsual for an author to categorize an erotica book as a romance book to get more visibility. Not surprising that explicit books are being recharacterized as erotica.

Who is Chris and why are fixated with him?

Amazon may be putting the malls out of business, but it was the malls that put the mom-and-pop stores in downtowns out of business.

Creimer haven't posted a comment in a week and a half and you're still beating your dead meat to attract his attention. Sad.

The entire company is having quality control issues. Even the marketing department.

Apple fixes buggy iPhone X ad before fixing the actual iOS 11 bug
https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/23/17155756/apple-ios-11-bug-iphone-x-ad

You're repairing it wrong.

Your fake comment doesn't follow the naming convention for creimer's family. Context matters. Asshole.

The creimertards took over and turned Slashdot into a Uber locker room.

Uh, no. Your fake comment doesn't follow the naming convention for creimer's family: Chris is a boy's name, Kris is a girl's name. C for boys, K for girls and Dale can go either way.

Interesting. Creimer haven't posted a comment in over a week and the fake accounts are multiplying like blow flies.