Ha, ha! The ASCII art is nice but I can do better. Your ASCII art is obviously of a white woman. To be honest about my opinion, white women are entry level. The Ladies of Vietnam are much more attractive and much cleaner. They will serve you in any way you could imagine and if they really like you they won't make you pay them money. They might want to marry you but that is a small price to pay for a beautiful servant girl (wife) who will love you for a long time. If you run a successful YouTube channel (not the kind that is censored by the likes of YouTube) or if you run a successful site like Slashdot, you can easily afford to travel to Vietnam and enjoy the local people and food.