Comment Not feeling the love... (Score -1, Informative) 54

by IApeFatCashews on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @02:58PM (#56419309) Attached to: AMD Releases Spectre v2 Microcode Updates for CPUs Going Back To 2011

My FX-8300 (eight-core) from 2011 is getting a patch but not my Phenom II 840 (quad-core) from 2010. Both are still going strong after all these years.

Comment Dang... (Score 0) 183

by IApeFatCashews on Monday March 26, 2018 @10:20AM (#56327649) Attached to: One Percent of Reddit Users Cause 75 Percent of the Drama

I thought the creimertards on Slashdot were bad enough.

Comment There's only one response... (Score 0) 330

by IApeFatCashews on Wednesday March 21, 2018 @03:26PM (#56299255) Attached to: People Were Asked To Name Women Tech Leaders. They Said 'Alexa' and 'Siri'

No shit, Sherlock!

Comment Re:This is so sad... (Score -1) 90

by IApeFatCashews on Tuesday March 20, 2018 @03:36PM (#56292855) Attached to: African Manufacturing Jobs Could be Threatened by US Based Robots, Report Says

Don't like being trolled? Complain to management!

Comment This is so sad... (Score -1) 90

by IApeFatCashews on Tuesday March 20, 2018 @03:12PM (#56292693) Attached to: African Manufacturing Jobs Could be Threatened by US Based Robots, Report Says

Your economy is in trouble when companies use robots in America to build huts.

Comment Re:I misread the title... (Score -1) 96

by IApeFatCashews on Tuesday March 20, 2018 @02:49PM (#56292493) Attached to: LG Releases Open-Sourced Version of webOS in Hopes To Push It Beyond TVs and Smart Refrigerators

Creimer is no longer on Slashdot. You can find him at YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/cdreimer

Comment I misread the title... (Score -1) 96

by IApeFatCashews on Tuesday March 20, 2018 @10:50AM (#56290809) Attached to: LG Releases Open-Sourced Version of webOS in Hopes To Push It Beyond TVs and Smart Refrigerators

I thought it was BeOS. I was so happy that I could have added something new to my antique hardware collection. Oh, well.

Comment Re: Get a government IT job... (Score -1) 291

by IApeFatCashews on Friday October 20, 2017 @05:23PM (#55406233) Attached to: Almost Half of Tech Workers Worry About Losing Their Jobs Because of Ageism, Says Survey

Where's the cashew accounts, AC?

FTFY — 1) We're not creimer. 2) We been very busy. 3) Fuck, creimer. The troll beatings will continue because we enjoy it!

Comment Re:...finally? (Score 1, Troll) 67

by IApeFatCashews on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @05:28PM (#55352415) Attached to: Amazon Finally Makes a Waterproof Kindle

God forbid someone takes a shit without a phone in their hands these days. Fucking hell...

Amazon is working on that exact problem by buying The Washington Post, designing a lock for the delivery person to enter your home, and hand delivering the newspaper while you're on the shitter. Never again will you run out of reading material and/or toilet paper.

Comment Just when you thought it was safe to drive... (Score 3, Funny) 120

by IApeFatCashews on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @01:00PM (#55350503) Attached to: California DMV Changes Rules To Allow Testing and Use of Fully Autonomous Vehicles

I would love to see autonomous vehicles navigate a California parking lot during the holiday shopping season.

Comment Re:Paid the piper last week... (Score -1, Troll) 210

by IApeFatCashews on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @12:57PM (#55350487) Attached to: Microsoft May Have Price Increases in Store For Windows 10 Pro Workstation, Win 10 Downgrade Customers

It must be tiring constantly signing up new user names as the old ones get nuked to -1 all the time.

Only two are nuked at -1. The rest are not. End this creimer fixation and save yourself.

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