I am bootyass process! (Score -1, Offtopic)

Don't read this... it is a curse...

In 1991, a little boy named Terry was sleeping soundly in his bedroom. After a few hours, he was abruptly woken up by a terrible feeling. He felt as if there was something that he absolutely had to do. He got out of bed and noticed that his entire house was extremely dark.

That's when he figured out what he had to do. Terry began kicking open every single door in his house and screaming, "I am bootyass process!" He needed to make every single entity in his house aware of the dangerously high magnitudes of bootyassiousness that his cheeks were exerting; he needed to show them all his true power!

However, he quickly realized that this was a deadly mistake. He felt multiple entities glaring at him, and he heard evil laughter coming from the darkness. He then quickly retreated to his parents' bedroom and noticed that neither one of his parents were there. Panicking, he began floating in the air for reasons unknown to him. He then screamed, as a last resort, "I have my online degree in chemical mathematics again. Move, move, move!"

He began flying around the room at the speed of light. He screamed in terror when he noticed that his clothes had vanished and he was now bootyass naked. After a few minutes of flying around the room, his bootyass crashed into an invisible entity and it was quickly sucked into his bootyass as if his bootyass was nothing more than a gigantic spaghetti noodle. Terry could sense that his bootyass was becoming something else entirely: a rumblehouse bootyass! The thing that was sucked into his bootyass was a toy, and it began using his bootyass as a bouncehouse! It bounced around inside his bootyass and hit the walls, floors, and ceilings! It inflicted extreme amounts of tickle upon his bootyass!

Now that you have read this (even a single word of it), the very same entity will get sucked into your bootyass, use it as a bouncehouse, and inflict major tickle upon it (even if you are bootyass process)! To prevent this from happening, copy and paste this entire comment and then repost it as a comment three times.