Comment Re:In Soviet Russia... (Score -1) 384
But he does that here too, you insensitive clod!!1
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1) 384
...kdawson craps on you!
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1) 350
...them sold you!
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1) 443
Slashdot dupes you!
Slashdot dupes you!
Slashdot dupes you!
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1) 443
...4chan Diggs you!
Comment In Soviet Russ1a... (Score -1) 272
...OLD feels you!!1
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1) 950
...little shits you!
What a country!
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1) 860
...F P's you!
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score 0, Funny) 1354
...trolls slap you!
What a a country!11
Where Does a Geek Find a Social Life? 1354
JustShootMe writes "I have a question for my fellow Slashdotters, and yes, I realize I am entering the lion's den covered in tasty meat-flavored sauce. I have never been a very social person, preferring to throw myself into technology; therefore, I've been spectacularly unsuccessful in developing any meaningful interpersonal relationships. Lately I have begun to feel that this situation is not tenable, and I would like to fix it. But I really don't know how and haven't the faintest idea where to start. I know that I am in the minority and that there are many different kinds of Slashdot readers, most of whom have more experience in this realm than I do. So please tell me: how, and more importantly, where do you meet fellow geeks — preferably including some of the opposite gender — in meatspace?"
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1) 80
...clouds insensitive to you!
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1) 570
${NOUN} ${VERB}s YOU!!!
What a country!
Classified US Intel Budget Revealed Via Powerpoint 364
Atario writes "In a holdover from the Cold War when the number really did matter to national security, the size of the US national intelligence budget remains one of the government's most closely guarded secrets. The Office of the Director of National Intelligence, the highest intelligence agency in the country that oversees all federal intelligence agencies, appears to have inadvertently released the keys to that number in an unclassified PowerPoint presentation now posted on the website of the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA). By reverse engineering the numbers in an underlying data element embedded in the presentation, it seems that the total budget of the 16 US intelligence agencies in fiscal year 2005 was $60 billion, almost 25% higher than previously believed."
Fruit Flies Show Spark of Free Will 375
Lucas123 writes "A study performed at the Free University Berlin on human free will has produced some unexpected results showing that fruit flies may have a spark of free will in their tiny brains." From the article: "Their behavior seemed to match up with a mathematical algorithm called Levy's distribution ... Future research delving further into free will could lead to more advanced robots, scientists added. The result, joked neurobiologist Björn Brembs from the Free University Berlin, could be "world robot domination."
GMail Vulnerable To Contact List Hijacking 139
Anonymous Coward writes "By simply logging in to GMail and visiting a website, a malicious website can steal your contact list, and all their details. The problem occurs because Google stores the contact list data in a Javascript file. So far the attack only works on Firefox, and doesn't appear to work in Opera or Internet explorer 7. IE6 was un-tested as of now."
