Another vote for UTC everywhere, and it just so happens I live practically on the prime meridian which is handy when I need an extra hour in bed.

Yeah, 100% of people who eat will die, 100% of people who don't eat also die.

I think we have a problem, we can't keep eating and we can't stop eating...

Lets just add it to the list...

No emails in my inbox, have folders @respond for ones I need to respond to that I can't immediately, @reference for anything I might thing might be useful later, @payment, then several other folders for filtering work stuff I need to keep or auto filter clients to for response later

Emails that come in are dealt with immediately, responded to immediately and moved to @reference if I need to keep or deleted, read immediately if it's a mailing list or deleted if I don't have time (if I don't have time now, I probably will never have the time), @payment for purchases.

By keeping my inbox empty, I can deal with email extremely quickly and I keep my time wastage down, I tend to deal with emails once in the morning, and then once in the evening, keeps the rest of the day free to get on with work.

The passport owned to Chuck Norris, it makes all over passports run for the shredder

Bacon is the only gateway drug

Not another cloud company, wonder what the latency is...

Please no, I once tried my mother-in-law on wine, the results were not good!

the problem is, the Great British Pound has devalued so much, it's no longer great :(

This could happen on any web page you happen to have visited and left open, in some cases the browser can be minimised and screen locked

https://link.springer.com/arti...

Lets get them out of the way shall we, here's a load of boring puns

Elon is digging himself into a hole again

He's going to have to dig deep on this one

Hope he doesn't get tunnel vision

He's going to a whole lot of trouble to go somewhere faster

Just imagine if git had some other magical copy of the repo somewhere, maybe even on the local machine you develop on, now that would save your data in a case like this

Has it found the center of the maze yet

My daughter plays with stones all the time in the garden, building hotels for bugs apparently, all these stones are just some bored kids trying to out do each other a few thousand years ago, it started off as a hotel for bugs (probably big alien ones - I've seen starship troopers), and now the "experts of the day" decide it's a place of ritual or worship...