Wait, aren't you the guy who rents a 750 square foot bachelor pad in a low cost apartment complex with a small fence and unguarded entrance?

You'd need to live in at least 1919 square feet and make more than 729K a year to qualify, Jiggles.

This is a gated community.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Notice the fence height? The guard in his booth? The individual homes owned by people who make a bit more than you?

Here's your apartment complex.

https://ibb.co/RbPWxcr

See any differences? Besides the fact that your "gated community" has a wide open gate?

Sad. So sad. Your delusions have gotten the better of you.

You really are Pere Ubu, aren't you?

https://flashbak.com/alfred-ja...

" The action centres on Ubu, a grotesque caricature based on Félix-Frédéric Hébert"

“M. Hébert’s speech is ponderous and muffled. His lessons lack both clarity and organization. His influence on his pupils is almost nil. He does not know how to impose his authority, nor how to get the slightest attention from his pupils.”

It's YOU from 120 years ago!

Why does the logo of your "online brand" include "technology"

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_...

but you think making a video about your 6502 project isn't relevant?

BTW that logo looks good which leads me to believe you had little to nothing to do with its creation. Is it a default sample in one of your many programs? Or did you ask the same person that did your new ebook covers?

How "poor" were you that you could buy a new Commodore 64 every three years?

And what the hell were you doing to that poor thing? Did you lose your mind like Pudding Boy every time your ten line BASIC program didn't work the first time?

they'll be able to date his fingerprints on the office fridge with far more accuracy now

no more denying it Chris!

is to leave some cupcakes unattended in the kitchen. When they start trembling in fear you know that the 400 pound I.T. Snuffleupagus is nearby and you have time to hide your underage daughters and lock up the food.

Then you have to endure his impotent ragestorm about his imaginary trolls and his long game revenue streams and how he doesn't want to climb the corporate ladder, he wants to own it.

When he gets out of breath after about 15 seconds, he'll start tweeting that that's exactly what he wanted to do and yesterday's plan to make twice his salary was never important. He'll reply to his own tweets about 45 more times, then when his metabolism crashes from all the sugar, you have the time to leave.

Turns out new research shows that by simply leaving out some fresh fruits, vegetables, and home-cooked meals, you'll repel the old shitmoth in the first place. He'll shriek and stomp his feet and go back to his gated community with the waist-high fence and unguarded entrance and dine on containers of store-brand ice cream.

I'd like to know why you tweeted that you live in a "gated community".

https://twitter.com/cdreimer/s...

Yet here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

you mention living in an apartment complex. Did you move recently? If so, why are you upset that we posted your old address?

Just keeping you honest, Chubs McGee.

did anyone else read that headline as "illegal fisting vessels" and do a double take?

They're also pretty good at harpooning whales and flensing them. Sailors are a hard-working lot.

What are you doing slumming at -1 karma? Aren't you a renown Slashdot contributor due to the quality of your posts, and with 9000 karma points?

guns and homosexuality...

what is it with you people?

"make access to guns so easy, terrorists, drug cartels members and homicidal maniacs can walk into a gun show and arm themselves to the teeth"

pretty sure over 5000 years ago the same type of people existed and visited the knife shows and arrow shows and bought the latest in bow and arrow technology on the black market too

that's because you use another orifice for that

he would find a bottlecap at the bus stop and make blogs about it for six months

have you seen the list of equipment he uses to make his laughable videos

i know a guy with a channel with ten times the viewership of san jose gated community guy's channel

and all he uses is his phone propped up on a cardboard box

he just dumps the video footage raw to youtube

in less than two years he gained over 1919 followers

in the meantime our 400 pound i.t. janitor is obsessing over his brand and making videos no one watches

Say that to the SR-71 pilots. You're dumb!

You'd think for someone you admire so much, you'd take the time to spell his name correctly.