VERY slow April Fools' Day (Score 1)

What is this, the third or fourth time this same exact RFC has been posted today? Give me a break. One of Taco's friends must have written it. The whitespace-based programming language was much better.

If anyone could actually read the RFC (since it's been slashdotted multiple times and fainted from all the exertion), you'd see it only applies to TCP over carrier pigeons anyway. Who uses that anymore? Savvy network administrators run IIS with SCTP tunneled through those little cameras they put on baby whales.