Successful troll is successful. But what's next? Am I the only person here who is concerned that these acts will be used as ammunition by politicians to push their agendas for eliminating net neutrality?

Can I have some sex drugs? Sounds like Soma or Viagra.

In other news, Slashdot doesn't use commas in their titles.

...make frostwire!

A truly sad day indeed.

Star Trek Gliese 581g: The Undiscovered Planet

The phrase "Google it" is used in common society as well, but who knows where the search engine giant will be 50 years from now?

Yes, it's a dictionary word, but one nice thing about these news institutions is that they provide a central archive of history and major events. Tweet is far more obscure and should be considered no different. Stick to professional language, please.

Of course, if somebody from the future looks back at newspapers from this time, they'll think that people like Lindsay Lohan were at the top of world-wide Monarchy....but that's beside the point.

Seriously, IE is going to be the default browser for a lot of people. A lot of IE users will look at Chrome and say "bleck". Firefox users, on the other hand, are more open to experimentation. Thus, I think this is going to affect Firefox's market share more than anything else.

"I use Linux! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!" And yes, I do use Linux. So I'd appreciate it if somebody could mod this up so I feel acknowledged.

"Programming" is to "Mouse" as "Can of worms" is to "Open"

You're not alone. I mean, if they had used McCain's middle name, it *might* have sounded a bit less biased, but seriously -- it's like you're emphasizing the fact that his middle name is Hussein (which is not a bad thing -- it just instills fear in the uninformed).

I reboot so I can beat that nefarious User and save Mainframe. It really sucks, though, when Megabyte gets in the way.

Perry Bible Fellowship - "Magic Eyes" Comic http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF217-Magic_Eyes.gif

I'm not blind, but because I was cross-eyed for many years before I had corrective surgery, my brain tends to focus out of one eye primarily. My stereoscopic vision is quite limited, thus reducing depth perception and making it nearly impossible to see using those 3D glasses.

I remember staring at those Magic Eye posters for hours, frustrated that all the other kids could see dolphins and ships and stuff, while all I saw was a bunch of weird looking colors.

Thanks to the wonders of a college class on Visual Perception, I now understand why. Mod this "+5, Woe is me"?

I did not know that. So, all those hilarious comments I leave to get me karma are for nothing?

Damn, now I have to find some intelligent stuff to plagiarize.

Modded insightful? No offense, but how is this insightful? I find it more humorous or ironic than Insightful.

Not saying it shouldn't be modded up, just the "insightful part".