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Comment ShitBox too shitty to shit on (Score -1, Troll) 343

-BillyGates:"Ok, we have to dominate another mraket" -M$_Underling:"how about those things that you hook up to your TV and plays games?" -BillyGates:"sounds good. Can we make one?" -M$_Underling:"Sure, how hard can it be? A mobo, CPU, video card and stuff." -BillyGates:"cool, get me Nvidia..." Hello? Nvidia? I hear you make video cards. We gonna need one. We gonna need a mobo too. What you don't make those? U better get on it. ANd oh ya, a sound card too. ...two days after... M$_Underling:"well, it was pretty hard to cramp all this stuff in this box, but we did it." BillyGates:"allright. What do we name it?... well it's a PC in a box... M$Box? XPBox?... XBOX that's it!" M$_Underling:"You are on fire, sir" BillyGates:"Shut up. Here is a few billion dollas. Advertise and hyep it for a few months, and then make sure you wipe off every other console off the face of the planet. My ass needs wiping too." M$_Underling;"Can do sir." Watching M$ get owned in the console industry against the Japanese will be about as heart breaking as watching Americans get demolished in the soccer World Cup.

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