See.. what they should really be doing is sending them to the houses of the power-mad - heads of Homeland Security, the TSA, the corrupt officials who are running this whole War on Terror load of crap.
If they're too high-profile, then send them to someone like Paul Bremer (the guy in Calif. who got put in charge of making $9 billion of the $12 billion of cash shipped on palettes to Iraq, disappear without a trace).
You know I mean, if you're going to mess with the system, do it with style..