Comment Re:So basically... (Score 1) 279
Well, next time I'll try replacing the cheese-wiz moderator with Graphite...
Comment Re:So basically... (Score 1) 279
Well, I made a Bacon Explosion last week-
The cheese-wiz layers that I used as a nutrino-antineutrino moderator were not sufficiently thick...
And, like that's when the pile went critical.
Now we know why it's called a "Bacon Explosion".
The cheese-wiz layers that I used as a nutrino-antineutrino moderator were not sufficiently thick...
And, like that's when the pile went critical.
Now we know why it's called a "Bacon Explosion".
Comment Re:So basically... (Score 1) 279
Except pig bacon is healthy, and delicious. Contrary to USDA guidelines, saturated fat is good for you, and cereals and grains are bad for you. Bacon is, simply put, health food. You just need to avoid orange juice, muffins, or anything else that is going to raise your blood sugar levels and therefore your insulin levels.
Congratulations - you must be the stupidest person on
Golly! Can I say "Whoosh" now?
Comment Re:Newton's laws would be a great example (Score 1) 279
I wish I could find the URL now, but I remember
Have you tried looking behind the sofa?
Comment Re:Unfortunate. (Score 1) 929
what happens if you don't set up partitions properly.
Fat chance of that!
Hell, a FAT32 chance!
Comment Re:But they have *free* health care... (Score 1) 400
Also I dare you to go down to 'Little Havana' in Miama, Florida and tell all those old Cubans why you think Fidel is so great. I bet you will not walk away without a black eye or your head up your ass. My buddy dated a cuban girl and we went over there for a barbecue once, their family and grandfater hated Fidel to the heart.
Any "blacks" there? Or were they strangely all "light-skinned" folks?
Hear any racist jokes? Shhh.. don't repeat them! -
In li'l H, we love the culoued folks, as long as they stay in their place !
Comment Re:Anybody out there? (Score 1) 400
build alliances and undermine democracy in Bolivia, Ecuador, Nicaragua, and in less measure Argentina, and now he is trying really hard in Honduras, Peru and Colombia.
??? Democracy? LOL!
Comment Re:Sad day for Democracy - more obligatory quotes (Score 1) 400
to install a new "democratic" leader (paid for by the USA)?
(sigh) once again: There- fixed that for ya.
(sigh) once again: There- fixed that for ya.
Comment Re:Dual Standards (Score 1) 400
But hey, the cocaine business is always booming with coca and if that's what you want for your citizens to grow than it is not going to be a promising future.
"But hey", sure looks promising to me! As long as rich Americans keep buyin' that Cocaine!
Comment Re:Embargo fails. - Obligatory quotes (Score 1) 400
Yeah, Cuba is better than the countless "democratic", capitalist third-world nations where free trade reigns. What was your point again?
There... fixed that for ya...
There... fixed that for ya...
Comment Re:Can't be true - OMG is it? (Score 1) 400
Ooooh! The US vs. the Socialized planet!
Only the US will stand alone (or perhaps in a wheelchair) against the godless socialist hordes!
And the socialist hordes seem to be just about EVERYONE except Saudi Arabia, Honduras, Krazistan and the good ol' Red White an' Blue!
This looks like a job for TEAM AMERICA! (And the Dallas Cowboys - well at least, the white ones)
Let's NUKE 'Em, Big John!
Only the US will stand alone (or perhaps in a wheelchair) against the godless socialist hordes!
And the socialist hordes seem to be just about EVERYONE except Saudi Arabia, Honduras, Krazistan and the good ol' Red White an' Blue!
This looks like a job for TEAM AMERICA! (And the Dallas Cowboys - well at least, the white ones)
Let's NUKE 'Em, Big John!
Comment Re:Red Orange Brown Dwarf companion stars... (Score 1) 139
I say we drop a small (or perhaps LARGE) thermonuclear bomb as far as we can into Jupiter and start it burning.
Jupiter is probably just waiting for us to light it up. We have ignition!
Perhaps then we could have our binary system. And you weenies would shut up.
Jupiter is probably just waiting for us to light it up. We have ignition!
Perhaps then we could have our binary system. And you weenies would shut up.
Comment Re:Ask a silly question... (Score 1) 139
What's a "gnat" ?
Comment Re:Bathing the cosmos with infrared light? (Score 1) 139
For this reason it keeps hot things hot (or cold things cold) for a long time.
Golly! Dem vacooms shore is smart! How do dey do it?
Comment Re:Not bathing the cosmos (Score 1) 139
"...so it's not going to be "bathing __ the cosmos with infrared light"
And no, that wasn't one small step for _ man.
Apparently _ pronoun was once again lost in the transmission....
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