Hey_Jude_Jesus - Slashdot User

Comment I'm sure a scientist is working on a... (Score 1) 87

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Monday March 30, 2026 @10:17AM (#66068842) Attached to: New Company Hopes to Build Age-Verification Tech into Vape Cartridges

breathlyzer to allow you to open a box of beers, wine and liquor.

Comment I'm addicted to slashdot... (Score 3, Funny) 113

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @03:53PM (#66061570) Attached to: Meta and YouTube Found Negligent in Landmark Social Media Addiction Case

it makes me want to read the WWW all day. I'm gonna sue them! ;-) Let's see http:///\.org

Comment Well the system should be fair. (Score 1) 243

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Tuesday March 17, 2026 @11:02AM (#66045828) Attached to: Bills Would Ban Liability Lawsuits For Climate Change

The people that use fossil fuels are more liable for putting pollution in the atmosphere then the oil companies. Class action lawsuits will make every user of fossil fuels equally liable in class actions.

Comment This is Job security for map and compass experts (Score 1) 61

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Sunday March 08, 2026 @03:14PM (#66029892) Attached to: Military GPS Jamming is Interfering with the Navigation Systems of Commercial Ships

When I was in the military we used maps and compasses to get to our destination. We really don't need GPS. Hopefully ship captains and their crews are still competent at using them.

Comment They are ripping bettors off. (Score 1) 44

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Saturday March 07, 2026 @12:47PM (#66028066) Attached to: Prediction Market 'Kalshi' Sued for Not Paying $54 Million for Bets on Khamenei's Death

They bet that he would be out of office and not that he would be killed. Well if they refund all of the bets the people will no longer have a claim. If they don't the trial lawyers are going to tear that co. a part.

Comment The CIA Tried this with the Soviet Union... (Score 1) 72

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Friday February 13, 2026 @01:24AM (#65986134) Attached to: CIA Makes New Push To Recruit Chinese Military Officers as Informants

A USA spy for the Soviet Union gave the entire list of soviet spies to them. All of them were murdered or died in a gulag.

Comment Gave is the wrong word in the title. (Score 0) 88

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Friday January 23, 2026 @06:35PM (#65945320) Attached to: Microsoft Gave FBI a Set of BitLocker Encryption Keys To Unlock Suspects' Laptops

The FBI used a subpoena or warrant to obtain the private keys.

Comment These people have been listening to Art Bell. (Score 1) 80

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @08:41AM (#65936744) Attached to: Bank of England 'Must Plan For a Financial Crisis Triggered By Aliens'

CrAzY!

Comment But will the rocket turn into a Roman Candle? (Score 1) 62

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Sunday January 18, 2026 @02:32PM (#65933136) Attached to: NASA Livestreams the Rocket That Will Carry Four Astronauts Around the Moon

Just askin...

Comment 20 yrs ago we had voice mail jail... (Score 1) 54

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Tuesday January 06, 2026 @03:02PM (#65906215) Attached to: 'Godfather of SaaS' Says He Replaced Most of His Sales Team With AI Agents

Now we have AI jail.

Comment We protect the rights of Bees at the BCLU... (Score 1) 52

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Monday December 29, 2025 @06:27PM (#65888951) Attached to: Stingless Bees From the Amazon Granted Legal Rights in World First

There are going to make orangutans have human rights next. :rolleyes:

Comment If it's women programmers... (Score 1) 40

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Saturday December 13, 2025 @03:29PM (#65856227) Attached to: Bill Gates' Daughter Secures $30 Million For AI App Built In Stanford Dorm

It's always about shopping or clothing design. Just sayin...

Comment Maybe foreign countries should demand... (Score 1) 270

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Thursday December 11, 2025 @11:16AM (#65850873) Attached to: US Could Ask Foreign Tourists For Five-Year Social Media History Before Entry

that Donald Trump turn over his media posts when he visits. They will ban him for life.

Comment Times New Roman font... (Score 1) 201

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Wednesday December 10, 2025 @12:50PM (#65848875) Attached to: Rubio Orders Diplomats To Return To Using Times New Roman Font

is the best darn font in the whole wide world. If other people used Times New Font they would see the truth. I love my font!

Comment They can post content... (Score 1) 53

by Hey_Jude_Jesus on Friday November 28, 2025 @03:52PM (#65823413) Attached to: Australia's Streaming Quotas Become Law

from random people from Aussie that are posted on youtube.com. Problem solved. I'm from the Gov't and I'm here to help. :-)

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