I'm a walking target.

I'm a punching bag.

I'm easier to rout than the French.

Do I have to? And this from a guy whose entire online persona is of a massive, nearly-obsessed gamer. (Yes, I'm exaggerating - I just always feel like I'm inferior to everyone else. Is this related to the depression the article says I probably have?)

Join the club - 25. Personally, I find this average to be slightly suspect - what are they counting as a gamer?

Nothing like yet another off-topic WAH WAH I'M BEIN' OPPRESSED whine.

Plus the SNES version was a superior port - the folks making the Genesis version totally blew it on the AI.

That's no more of a given for consoles than it is for PCs. Lots of games are released buggy and broken on any platform - hell, Action 52, buggy, broken piece of crap it is, sold for $200 and people bought it. (Anyone got a more recent example?)

Well, that's riotously offensive.

Tell me, in all that meaningless ad-hom screeding, do you have an actual point somewhere?

So do you have some kind of personal thing against straw men, or is it just a general hatred without reason?

The zombies are already here - only in this case, they spam racist troll bullshit instead of eating brains. I'd rather have the brain-eating, thank you.

Yeah uh.. this has what to do with anything?

No, as much as I hate to say it, we're getting vampires as the Next Big Thing because of Twilight.

If I had mod points, I'd be giving them. Amen to everything you said. Zombies are abso-fucking-lutely played the hell OUT. Sadly, it seems we're going to be back on overusing vampires very soon. This stuff's cyclical, you know.

Slashdot hates Twitter and ignores the story to trash it, surprise me. Something's popular and not engineered specifically to cater to us; therefore we must hate it. Don't you guys have anything better to do than whine about things you hate - like, say, FIXING things you hate? Shit or get off the pot.

Good white joke? You, you failchan reject trash.

And if they hadn't been walking around at night in such slutty clothes...

Apparently, it installed via auto-update with no warning for those who already had it. Is that close enough for you?