Most of the remote workers I have known were lazier than the guy that invented the Japanese flag.

The iPhone is Audrey Hepburn, the Samsung - Jenna Jameson. Some people flirt with the idea of banging Jenna up the dirt-track, and leaving her face like a glazed donut. But we'll make that long term commitment to Audrey every day of the week.

For a while there I was sweating like a Kenny Rogers rotisserie chicken.

Oh, the humanity!

Just for comparison, the last Venus I measured had aereolas the size of hubcaps off a Packard and piss flaps as big as saddle bags.

Only women watch the transit of Venus. Men watch the transit of Mars.

Only women watch the transit of Venus. Men watch the transit of Mars.