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Journal HanzoSan's Journal: HanzoSan is dead. (Hacked) 7

It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: HanzoSan is DEAD

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered HanzoSan when recently IDC confirmed that HanzoSan accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all positive karma. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that HanzoSan has lost more karma, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. HanzoSan is collapsing in complete disarray, was fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin [] to predict HanzoSan's future. The hand writing is on the wall: HanzoSan faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for HanzoSan because HanzoSan is dying. Things are looking very bad for HanzoSan. As many of us are already aware, HanzoSan continues to lose karma. Red ink flows like a river of blood. HanzoSan is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of his karma. There can no longer be any doubt: HanzoSan is dying.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Slashdot editor CmdrTaco states that there are 3786 posts of HanzoSan. How many posts of HanzoSan are there? Let's see. The number of HanzoSan posts versus intelligent posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. HanzoSan posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of posts. A recent article put HanzoSan as author of about 80 percent of Slashdot posts.

All major surveys show that HanzoSan has steadily declined in karma. HanzoSan is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If HanzoSan is to survive at all it will be at (Score:-1,Troll). HanzoSan continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, HanzoSan is dead.

Fact:Until slashdot fixes the bug in the moderation system, HanzoSan is dead.

This discussion was created by HanzoSan (251665) for no Foes, but now has been archived. No new comments can be posted.

HanzoSan is dead. (Hacked)

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  • Hmmm, truth to tell, I am not much of a fan (infact foe) of HanzoSan. However, breaking (in some fashion evidently) into his account and posting this was far from appropriate. I would hope that slashdot tech's will determine the folks who did this and remove their accounts.

    It frustrates me when I get mod-bombed because of my views (Christian/conservative) here on slashdot and think how oppressive the liberals here try to mod disagreeing arguments into oblivion. However, what you have done is far worse.
    • Nobody hacked anything, he posted that himself. He thinks somebody hacked the moderation system because he gets moded down so consistently.

      The poor idiot just can't get it through his head that he's really that unpopular. Unless somebody knows something I don't, he's earning all his lousy reviews the honest way. No hacking required.
  • ...maybe I'll come to the funeral if they serve free beer and let people piss in the casket!

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