You are an amazing concern troll.
Hate to clue you in but Linux runs the world.
The reason you struggle outside MS's wall is that living under Microsoft's thumb makes you stupid. Well, more dumb than you were before, in your case.
"Programmers" that drink from the MS firehose are completely worthless if they step even an inch past the MS approved boundaries.
"Admins" that use nothing but MS crap are equally inept.
Every distro has failed? What the fuck? You do realize that there are plenty of older machines that run Linux for years without issue right?
Unless you have tested every distro for 5 years you are talking out of your ass.
My machine has been running opensuse since 2007 with zero drive wipes, just straight up point the repos to the new URL's and zypper dup. So there ya go six years and counting.
Meanwhile my Windows 7 box slows down every year and last week Microsoft's check disc utility destroyed ntfs "security" descriptors making the system unusable. Of course, all Windows systems slowly rot due to the stupid idea of the registry
Keep sucking on the Ballmer cock, it makes for some hilariously stupid posts from you.