So people who are unsure about their own sexuality can just ask MIT and they'll be able to tell them? "Don't pretend that you know me 'cause I don't even know myself"

Well, in theory, if a company advertised 'Unlimited Bandwidth - X Megabit/s down' it would be a contradiction. Even if you were getting the advertised max throughput the entire month you wouldn't get much further than 2616*X Gigabits downloaded, making that the effective cap.

Non Sequitor, I fail to see the relevance of love, pain, and pleasure on the attention span of the average sysadmin.

I had been aware of this production for 3 or 4 years now, and while it wouldn't have been another Chrono Trigger I really would've enjoyed playing it. I had always thought this kind of derivative work would be covered by fair use. I guess it doesn't really matter since the Chrono Compendium probably couldn't afford to fight Square on it if they were in the right. For those of you interested there is a longish thread over on ROM Hacks covering this, I only mention it because Compendium admins seem to be dropping in there: http://www.romhacking.net/forum/index.php/topic,8582.0.html

When you and your drunk friends MST3k it.

I can see it now: "I know Jeet Kune Do."

Say it! My Kung Fu is best.

Everyone knows you don't carry 14 different massive hammers at once, you carry 12 massive hammers and a magic box with 2 massive hammers inside it