now pardon me while I try to scream but, oh yeah, I have no mouth.
This is the default way thin crust pizza is cut in Chicago - its called a party cut.
Long time Chicago DJ and part of the radio team that blew up part of the Chicago White Sox basefield to protest disco - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition
Got to love it when the leafers come to town!
Seriously, wasn't this resolved in Knight Rider with the episode with KATT vs KITT?
For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencken