Mr Creosote (Score 1)

MAÎTRE D:
        Ah, good afternoon, sir, and how are we today?
MR. CREOSOTE:
        Better.
MAÎTRE D:
        Better?
MR. CREOSOTE:
        Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up...

*Time Passes*

MAÎTRE D:
        It's only wafer thin.
MR. CREOSOTE:
        Look. I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
MAÎTRE D:
        Oh, sir, just-- just one.
MR. CREOSOTE:
        [groaning] All right. Just one.
MAÎTRE D:
        Just the one, monsieur. Voilà.
MR. CREOSOTE:
        [groaning]
MAÎTRE D:
        Bon appétit.