I tried that and failed miserably. My cat used to wake me up by sticking a nail inside my nostril and I can tell you that thing hurts. The next day she did that I slapped her hard.

The day after she knew what was comming so she woke me up using the nail trick, but she also instantly ducked, thus avoiding being slapped. That's when I started using the 'catapult' trick.

I gave up when, after some more cat throwing wake ups, instead of using her nail, she climbed in a high spot, directly above my bed, jumped down, landed on my chest and ran away like hell.

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