My own patents. (Score 0, Offtopic)

These cases are very similar to the one I'm currently fighting. You see, I own the patent on the English language. I kept it under my hat while helping to develop it, so I'm in the process of suing anyone and everyone for their unwarranted use of it.

Don't worry /., you've been good to me, so I'm willing to settle out of court with you. :)