I sense an argument along the lines of Kirk > Picard coming up.
Not even close. Tesla was a scientist, Edison was a businessman (and a pretty low-class one at that). While Tesla had a wide range of interdisciplinary inventions he created himself, Edison paid people to research and claimed their creations as his own - Edison was so corrupt he attempted to push DC over 2 and 3 phase AC in spite of overwhelming research showing AC carried better - he nearly had us all on DC through the exploitation of his monopoly, but ultimately he failed because you can't beat scientific fact with shady tactics - Science wins, always - in relation, Tesla wins vs Edison, Tesla was a scientist, Edison was a shame.
The faster-than-light results from a loose data cable.
The e-CAT.
The mob.
Incarceration of scientists for failing to predict earthquakes (and no advancements in the field).
1. Drill into super-volcano.
1. ???
3. Profit!
>I'm sorry, but no, this isn't a good idea.
Well, I'm sure you are much better at identifying profit than a few losers with unaffiliated backgrounds who have built up an enormous amount of wealth in their lives.
If you're not a troll, I am deeply sorry that God felt the need to make you into a retard and grant you the ability to type.
Relevant:
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