You don't still have the source code for that by any chance?

First glance had me wondering why HTML should support Hilda Ogden?
I think I've had too much caffeine today!

A similar lack of interest is also shown by the LSD church.

Command Line Interface Terrorism?

Yes, CLIT is dangerous and must be licked!

I always fancied - Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal!

What's new? It's know as risk compensation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_compensation
Of course I haven't RTFA so I could be wrong.

I run my calculator in Wetware!

Only compared to you!

Easy, just cover the decks in Vista CDs!
I know it's sucking rather than gravity but will anyone notice the difference?

I was always quite partial to COPY CON: TEXTFILE.TXT

And once in a while 'The Supreme Being' hits us with a real doozy! http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/OhMyGodParticle/

I believe you're looking for this http://www.xkcd.com/526/

I got into kite flying about 4 years ago. All you need is a (nearby) park or field ..... and a kite!
You can do it on your own so you don't have to worry about talking to people.
As you master your kite-fu you get to move to bigger kites in stronger winds, or even onto a mountain board or into a kite buggy.