1) Charge too much for too little. 2) Give people the least quality they'll stand for. 3) Repeat

No machine can do my job as resentfully as I can.

I've always just assumed that anything I checked would be up for grabs. Has anyone been outside recently? This is the world we live in. It's only going to get worse. Next they'll just be randomly shooting passengers in the head, purely as a preventative measure.