Comment Re:Until the goal posts move (Score 3, Insightful) 56
As the current administration has demonstrated repeatedly, when a metric shows negative, just change the metric (or remove it)!
Are you talking about the administration running India?
Comment Re:A C compiler written in Rush (Score 2) 162
Please tell me why I shouldn't just commit suicide, right now?
It's a lot of work, just let time do the hard part.
Comment Re:I know a guy that did that over a weekend (Score 0) 162
And all he needed were a couple of pizzas.
Cocaine was involved. Almost a 100% guarantee.
Comment Re:To what end? (Score 1) 93
It's a race... but to what? Has China figured out what they can actually do with AI unlike the west?
I think most governments have figured out what to use it for.
Comment Re:Running into this right now, sort of (Score 1) 58
And no one reads documentation, so that's not an option
Turn it into an app that includes social networking. Maybe that'll get them to read the documentation.
Comment Re:Unbelievable! (Score 4, Funny) 186
With festivals like that, I'm guessing the pastors homemade moonshine puts a sparkle in the punch bowl.
Maybe the pastors got tired of being associated with a different crime... "Trafficking in Unauthorized Access Devices" is a lot nicer sounding than their usual crimes...
Comment Re:That's awesome and I prefer Claude (Score 1) 31
How, or in what way, did Claude help with dating and self discovery?
Easy: "Dear Claude, what is the best treatment for wrist tendonitis"
Comment Unbelievable! (Score 4, Funny) 186
It's shocking that someone would take something that they didn't pay for. I'm going to write down the names of those devices and the services they funnel their clients to... I just want to make sure I don't accidentally buy one of these devices...
Comment Re:Good intent but.. (Score 1) 31
Enshittification is inevitable. Capitalism demands it.
Corporatocracy demands it
Comment Re:Fantastic! (Score 1) 31
We'll see if the can continue to resist the pull of the dark side.
Response from Anthropic: You underestimate my power!
Comment Re:Good luck (Score 1) 32
The same way it's been launching them for decades.
Driving them to the top of the ice wall?
Comment Re: Yes but... (Score 1) 138
3D? F that. Give me a hologram.
The Star Wars Holiday Special ruined that concept for me. After seeing Chewbacca's dad watching holo-porn, holograms are dead to me.
Comment Re:Why isn't everyone doing this already? (Score 2) 64
When I was in college someone told me you could flip a traffic light green by flashing your headlights on and off. I found out instead it was a great way to get pulled over, especially if there was a police car nearby.
If you have the right kind of strobe light, there are some traffic systems that'll turn green for you. You are correct that the police won't find it amusing.
Comment Re:Good (Score 3, Funny) 47
Youre the typical low ID number slashdotter whos become an asshole in his middle age.
Don't worry, in a few more years it'll make more sense to you. What you think is an insult, really isn't.
Comment Re:They Won't (Score 4, Insightful) 111
This is just bullshit to pacify the naysayers.
There's no way they'll turn around and pull features that they just launched and marketed.
For sure. It seemed like they were pretty careful to say that the copilot "branding" is being removed. It doesn't sound like they're changing the functionality of anything.
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