Overreact much? Display is random, it's not like it randomly chooses and installs one automatically. If that's what a user does, it's their problem.

Record time since last outside; weight gain.

my roommate's Windows95 laptop (and based on that horrifying experience, I vowed never to use Windows)

between the hardware and the recent Linux kernels and such in Ubuntu, it can barely keep playing sound and/or connecting to my wireless network.

Yep, definitely has been like that.

I first spent a few days trying to find the right drivers, then I gave up and reverted to Windows. I tried again five years later with Ubuntu and had even more driver problems!

Children below ten years are not a large fraction of the MMO demographic, such as WoW.

Did we play the same WoW?