Comment Re:Mod parent up! (Score 1) 628
[Scene: Guadalajara Brown Drip Gourment Coffee. Fry is jittery as he has an early morning cup of coffee. He drinks his 51st cup.]
Fry (shouting): This isn't Yemeni! It's suloasy! [He spits it out.] And the cup's shaking I don't want my coffee shaking!
Bender: You seem a tad wound up buddy. And your face is greasy! Real greasy. You been up all night?
Fry: Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffine it was insomnia I couldn't stop thinking about coffee I need a nap. [He goes to sleep for less than a second and wakes up and grabs a cup of coffee.] Coffee time!
[He gulps down his 52nd cup. Bender gets out his cigar and sniffs it.]
Bender: Ah! Mighty mine smokable!
Fry: Fancy cigar why don't you smoke it already? Puff puff go go go go go!
Bender: Nah, you can't blow smoke from such a majestic stogie in just anyone's face. I'm saving it for the fancy pants at Zapp Brannigan's black tie reception. You comin'?
[Fry nods jitterily.]
Fry (shouting): This isn't Yemeni! It's suloasy! [He spits it out.] And the cup's shaking I don't want my coffee shaking!
Bender: You seem a tad wound up buddy. And your face is greasy! Real greasy. You been up all night?
Fry: Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffine it was insomnia I couldn't stop thinking about coffee I need a nap. [He goes to sleep for less than a second and wakes up and grabs a cup of coffee.] Coffee time!
[He gulps down his 52nd cup. Bender gets out his cigar and sniffs it.]
Bender: Ah! Mighty mine smokable!
Fry: Fancy cigar why don't you smoke it already? Puff puff go go go go go!
Bender: Nah, you can't blow smoke from such a majestic stogie in just anyone's face. I'm saving it for the fancy pants at Zapp Brannigan's black tie reception. You comin'?
[Fry nods jitterily.]
