Seriously?

http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Agov.hu

St. Augustine tells the story of a priate captured by Aexander the Great, who asked him "how he dares molest the sea." "How dare you molest the whole world!" the pirate replied: "Becaus I do it with a little ship only I am called a thief; you, doing it with a great navy, are called an Emperor"

Noam Chomsky - Pirates and Emperors.

If the cracker is sitting in front of your server, you're lost. Period.

Can I mod this story as troll?

I'm a linux user but this story is anything but serious benchmarking.