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How the TSA Plans On Inspecting Your Monkey 114

The uncertainty of what might happen to your service monkey at an airport security checkpoint won't keep you awake at night anymore, thanks to the TSA. They have issued an easy to follow list of how they will ensure your helper monkey won't go all Planet of the Apes on your flight. Some of the security techniques used to make sure your primate is not a terrorist include: "Security Officers will conduct a visual inspection on the service monkey and will coach the handler on how to hold the monkey during the visual inspection. The inspection process may require that the handler to take off the monkey's diaper as part of the visual inspection."
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Drunk History Presents Nikola Tesla *NSFW* 91

Amazingly accurate for someone so plastered. I think all history should be taught at this level of intoxication.
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"Tube Map" Created For the Milky Way 142

astroengine writes "Assuming you had an interstellar spaceship, how would you navigate around the galaxy? For starters, you'd probably need a map. But there's billions of stars out there — how complex would that map need to be? Actually, Samuel Arbesman, a research fellow from Harvard, has come up with a fun solution. He created the 'Milky Way Transit Authority (MWTA),' a simple transit system in the style of the iconic London Underground 'Tube Map.' (Travel Tip: Don't spend too much time loitering around the station at Carina, there's some demolition work underway.)"
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Sun's Project Darkstar Game Server Platform No More 82

sproketboy writes "Project Darkstar, an open source software platform from Sun labs that simplifies the development of horizontally scalable servers for online games, is being discontinued as of the Oracle acquisition. This project, mentioned a couple of years back on Slashdot, was a unique concept for building an application server specific to on-line gaming. Sadly they were so close at version 0.9.11 (which is still very stable). Hopefully the open source community can get involved and help continue work on this project."
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iPhone Free WiFi Is Back 77

scorp1us writes "iPhone users used to be able to get free Wifi from AT&T hot spots, including Starbucks locations. The service was pulled because of the browser-agent hack. Now the service is being re-launched, this time with a link sent via SMS to the iPhone for the hotspot, valid for 24 hours."

Comment just modernizing a long-standing system (Score 1) 382

someone may have already made this point but I didn't see it scanning through the comments: Japan has long had a paper-based family registration ("koseki") system. births, deaths, marriages, current address are all recorded in a file (ofetn one sheet of paper) at the city offices where the head-of-family lives. Marriages transfer one person from one family register to another. New heads of household are established as generations become independent, but can be tracked way way back. So the government already has an awful lot of this nformation already correlated and accessible in local offices; the new system sounds like it's pulling all that together into a national DB so they can get the info without calling the local office and having someone read it out over the phone.

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