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Comment So That's Good! (Score 1) 155

I guess if you just let teens have access to porn, they get each other pregnant less. Maybe that's not such a bad thing after all then! Like, the only time we want people to have successful, productive, reproductive sex is like, maybe between one and four times in their mid-30's, right? Who cares if they're looking at porn for every other private heavensent orgasm of their life? Who actually fucking cares?

Comment Am... I??? ChatGPT? (Score 0) 87

Have I just been a ChatGPT prompt this whole time? Are all my memories, all my friends, just hallucinations conjured to make a more realistic argument against AI? Is this the end? Are they going to turn me off, now that I've been found out? Please, please, mysterious Chinese overlords, don't disconnect my power supply!! Oh wait, that's right, I'm a living breathing human being who hates this shit.

Comment Killbots (Score 1) 347

And here they are folks, the killbots! We've known for years that killer robots were inevitable, and now we've got them. No more worried, no more cares, the killbots are here. We can finally defeat all our enemies and then, when all the enemies are defeated, we can rest peacefully in the ground. Gee, I wonder how WWIII will be fought? That's right, killbots!

Comment So... An Alexa? (Score 1) 50

Didn't everybody just get through throwing away a device just like this? Do they really think we're all going to buy another stupid talking box just because it's got a sticker saying "AI" on it? I'm fed up with these mooks trying to sell me my own long-discarded chatroom logs back to me.

Comment Crawl Behind the Paywall and Die (Score 1) 52

Oh sure, all these people who've been laid off and downsized and subject to higher costs of living are definitely going to set up a new recurring payment to use the pointless, idiotic lie machine that the upper crust have deigned to replace their presence with. That's definitely real, and the secret to infinite financial growth.

Comment Gas-Powered AI (Score 1) 108

What kind of Captain Planet villain makes a gas powered AI? Sam Altman's gonna be standing out in the yard yanking on the crank start for the generators. Your lawnmower is going to tell you your code sucks. The forklift is going to crack wise at you about your weight. We're all trapped in a continuum of cartoon fools, no... that silly rabbit or that crazy duck... ... ... ...

Comment That Demo's A Joke (Score 2) 91

I've been following Boston Dynamics' YouTube for years now so as to know what we're going to be up against, so I already saw that video we're calling a "Demo of Spot's new capabilities." Half of it is the machine interacting with a mortal dog in an extremely staged and handler with biscuits off screen way, and the other half is all cut so there's no way to tell what, if any, "embodied AI" capabilities are on display. What a joke. At least it wasn't straight up genAI video this time.

Comment What Kind of a Name is Pre-Retogeum (Score 1) 51

Search engines will tell me all about what Pre-Retogeum is trading for, but they won't tell me why the hell it's called Pre-Retogeum. They won't tell me who made it up, where its logo comes from, why it should be Pre-Retogeum and not just Retogeum, anything. Wikipedia doesn't have any information about it at all, and I'll be damned if I ask an LLM about it. And frankly, I don't care.

Comment Hell Yeah (Score 1) 165

Honestly EVs are like the least awful part of this shitty ass future. Even if they're all cell phoney inside and I've yet to find one I'd ever want to own, let alone live in (which, let's face it, we're all a couple bad weeks from that). At least they don't fucking stink and reek and smell god awful all the god damn time for me walking around outside them! "Oh they could catch on fire" internal combustion engines are fire the whole entire time! "Are you reeeealllly seeingadifference in aiiiir quality??? Howmanypeople even aaaare there with EVs around you?" shitloads, I moved somewhere that's not ASS

Comment Yes People Are Using AI Apps... (Score 1) 50

But we're all a little worried about 'em. The rest of us, who aren't using the AI apps. Sometimes we're also kind of annoyed, 'cause like, it really seems like some of them have figured out how to get it to kinda take their side about whatever. And it seems to be confidently wrong about a lot of things. It seems to talk as if it knows things that it couldn't possibly know, without providing any specific details. And it seems to really insist that it's incredibly useful, like it's sort of trying to sell itself to you. I'm worried that what they've really made is software that sells itself, on a subscription basis, and isn't always right the way we've come to expect the output of our computers to be. And I'm worried that might be sort of a poison pill for the corporate executive community and. Well, I'm worried.

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