The point of outsourcing is to save up on cost; the point of prison is to discourage the occurrence of crime. I hear the prisons in Bangladesh could be convinced, at a much cheaper amount, to hold a few more Americans despite them being overcrowded. I know some of you may argue about prison being a place to rehabilitate offenders and I agree with you there. Just send the rapists and the mass murderers to rot in the crowded tropical jails in that case.

We could use more of these. Telco bills are eating too much of my money already.