Their mistake was reasonably obvious, but I felt it should be pointed out so mere laymen could understand the full repertoire of options available. Inevitably the first Mac user to read my comment proves the point immediately. Story checks out.
They omitted the "Use a Mac if you're an uptight self-concious bellend" option
Mathemeticians stand on each other's shoulders while computer scientists stand on each other's toes. -- Richard Hamming