Take the hard drive out of it and bring it to the Model Shop.

Use the metal cutting bandsaw to saw it in half.

Don't use the wood/plastic bandsaw, because you'll piss off the guy that has to replace the blade.

Apple was pretty much on permanent deathwatch.

But when they split platforms to iOS and MacOS, and iOS became so successful... Well, there's only so much oxygen in a space, and Apple has successfully sucked all the oxygen surrounding them into iOS.

It won't be too long before all MacOS has become is the build platform to build iOS apps on. Kind of like the expensive proprietary development platforms to build Nintendo games on.

No, that's a Denial Of Service system. A prankster just has to type ten words and the whole database is wiped.