This is a riot. Andy Popatopolis, the charred black pot, pointing violently at the kettle? It is to laugh.

Has anyone said buttcoin yet?

The blockchain is already growing out of control. If you don't bribe miners, your transaction could sit for hours in limbo. To get the maximum benefit, you should hoard them, but without some movement, there is no 'economy'. And, the Bitcoin fan club is full to the brim with scammers, criminals, liars, and frauds salivating to cash out and leave everyone else holding the worthless bag.

Bitcoin is not a currency. It is not a good store of value. It is a proof-of-concept that has been ruined by its biggest fans. Bitcoins only have the worth that they have right now due to rampant speculation. Good luck with your digital Beanie-Babies. A handful of people will win, most will lose. Such is the way of all scams.

What in the hell? How can anyone be shocked or even disgusted at something this trivial?

But you can deliver the Mother Of All Spankings.

It soared, then soured. Bitcoin's tulips have come home to roost.

Or, it could mean that legal torrents consist of undesireable garbage. :)

We wanted something we could read in the bathroom without being judged

Then turn off the webcam. You don't have to record *EVERYTHING*, you know.

No, this is never how it's been. Please stop projecting your own insecurities on others.

No, you're on some lunatic-fringe-Barak-Obama fansite.

How about "It's not yours just because you want it"?

It would have been just as funny.

I didn't mean to say that the Falcon 1 should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away *as* garbage!