Comment The GNU/Stallman diaries. Issue 3. (Score -1) 89
The GNU/Stallman diaries. Issue 3.
Greetings Comrades! Welcome to issue 3 of the GNU/Stallman diaries!
Last time on the GNU/Stallman diaries: Myself and my best friend Eric decided to visit the local Zoo to see the butterflies (which I like, as you know). Eric had just visited the toilets and we were about to move on...
After what seemed like hours we finally made it to the butterfly enclosure. You see, poor Eric has Downs syndrome which has caused (amongst other ailments) dwarfism so he walks kinda slow and lopsided. But finally we were here!
Millions and millions of butterflies!! They were dancing in the air around us! I was so excited I could hardly contain myself. I whipped out my bone flute and started playing on it right then and there! I started to do a little jig and dance around the enclosure deftly fingering my bone flute. Even Eric started to jig, but it was all lopsided and funny looking - like a dancing Quasimodo! ROFL!
It was at about that exact moment that the Zoo Keeper tapped me on the shoulder.
"Excuse me Sir," he said. "You're going to have to stop that."
"Pardon me?," I replied
"Put your damn clothes back on and get the hell out of here!," he screamed at me.
Well! I must say I was not impressed with the Keepers right-wing neo-fascist Nazi attitude so we left and went to the bar for some Cheap Asian Beer!
THE END.
(Note to self: Take Eric's bib next time we go to the bar - the drooling left a right mess!)
That's all for Issue 3! See you next ti
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Greetings Comrades! Welcome to issue 3 of the GNU/Stallman diaries!
Last time on the GNU/Stallman diaries: Myself and my best friend Eric decided to visit the local Zoo to see the butterflies (which I like, as you know). Eric had just visited the toilets and we were about to move on...
After what seemed like hours we finally made it to the butterfly enclosure. You see, poor Eric has Downs syndrome which has caused (amongst other ailments) dwarfism so he walks kinda slow and lopsided. But finally we were here!
Millions and millions of butterflies!! They were dancing in the air around us! I was so excited I could hardly contain myself. I whipped out my bone flute and started playing on it right then and there! I started to do a little jig and dance around the enclosure deftly fingering my bone flute. Even Eric started to jig, but it was all lopsided and funny looking - like a dancing Quasimodo! ROFL!
It was at about that exact moment that the Zoo Keeper tapped me on the shoulder.
"Excuse me Sir," he said. "You're going to have to stop that."
"Pardon me?," I replied
"Put your damn clothes back on and get the hell out of here!," he screamed at me.
Well! I must say I was not impressed with the Keepers right-wing neo-fascist Nazi attitude so we left and went to the bar for some Cheap Asian Beer!
THE END.
(Note to self: Take Eric's bib next time we go to the bar - the drooling left a right mess!)
That's all for Issue 3! See you next ti
Syntax error in GNUHurd.bas line 34760.
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