GMontag's Journal: I am now an Evil Rich Person

I swear that I posted this before, at least I wrote some of it and maybe I failed to post.

Now, friends, you know an Evil Rich Person (ERP) and he would be me.

While doing my income tax on Sunday I discovered that I am "too rich" to benefit from the Student Loan Interest deduction. If I were in a scam "marriage" I could have taken the deduction because the income cap is higher for married people than it is for single people. Yet another reason to abandon this marriage class system.

As I am not saddled with mortgage payments, no interest deduction there. Just the standard $7,800 total deductions and exemptions.

While looking for the tax tables (I had printed off the Form 1040 and was going to mail it in) I discovered some free income tax prep websites that use E-file. However, most of them do not cater to ERPs like me. Most charge if your income is above $30,000. Some charge if your income is above $20,000.

Anyway, I found one that does not charge for a standard return, does do e-file and no telling what they do with my personal info, but the e-mail account I gave them has not been getting flooded with spam. The proper e-mail confirmations of sending, receiving, accepting, etc. came through fine.

Now I need to go find that boat, private jet, limo (yea, like I am into 2WD), party chicks, etc, etc. that the class warfare crowd claims all of us ERPs have. Hell, I could even be confused with a really white guy, so I can be a ER Racist Honkey Devil (ERRHD) or something. All of those things fall from the sky into the posession of the ERPs yes? Just like evil corporations spring from the earth according to Noam and Gore.

I guess that also means that I can go out and commit any crime I like and get away with it? Oh no, not going to catch me there, I need to wait for a Democrat to be president so he will protect me, just like those guys at Enron. These Republicans frown on that nonsense.

Okay gang, it's party time, come on over and work for me free as I own all means of production and you have no choice. Watch it or I will outsource your server jobs to India!

Congratulations

[RevMike]

Your secret decoder ring is in the mail. We'll be sending someone by to teach you the secret handshake.

Re:Congratulations

[Camulus]

As a fellow,ERRHD I feel your pain.

Can you get some frickin' lasers?!?

[TheConfusedOne]

Is that too much to ask for?!?

Really, you can get a stretch Hummer and thus not have that 2WD problem.

Re:Can you get some frickin' lasers?!?

[GMontag]

Is that too much to ask for?!?

Really, you can get a stretch Hummer and thus not have that 2WD problem.

I expect to see them both in the parking lot of my luxurious lair before nightfall or heads will roll!

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[account_deleted]

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Unfortunately you're not rich enough

[ellem]

To join the Stonecutters

Not sure about student loans...

[(H)elix1]

If I were in a scam "marriage" I could have taken the deduction because the income cap is higher for married people than it is for single people. Yet another reason to abandon this marriage class system.

But for most of the stuff I've had to deal with, the cap never quite seems to be twice as high as a single person. From a money perspective, you are better off single. Add two fair incomes together and all the sudden you are 'rich', with a higher percentage as well. We did not want the child credit or t

Re:Not sure about student loans...

[GMontag]

See my proposed Constitutional Amendment :)