Comment Iron City overlord (Score -1) 60

by FunkyRider on Tuesday August 06, 2019 @09:26PM (#59054652) Attached to: Tokyo Offers $1 Billion Research Grant For Human Augmentation, Cyborg Tech

I for one welcomes our Iron City overlord. Now everyone go to Zalem!

Comment I just donated $10 to eyeo (Score -1) 321

by FunkyRider on Wednesday May 27, 2015 @11:40PM (#49788167) Attached to: Adblock Plus Victorious Again In Court

Thanks for this news and those scumbag ad companies, I made my contribution to support adblock plus and fight them off!

Comment Boring old 2D ones? (Score -1) 141

by FunkyRider on Sunday January 11, 2015 @06:31PM (#48789405) Attached to: 3D Cameras Are About To Go Mainstream

Nice try! It reminds me immediately of the ad.: Why be you when you can be someone new!

Comment Charging amperage (Score 0, Interesting) 395

by FunkyRider on Tuesday October 14, 2014 @06:43PM (#48145075) Attached to: Battery Breakthrough: Researchers Claim 70% Charge In 2 Minutes, 20-Year Life

Charge car battery up to 70% in 2 minutes? Dare you calculate the amperage needed? Somewhere in the ballpark of 10000A in 12V? That would do it, melting all wires in the connection.

Comment Those rotor blades have no air to move! (Score -1) 104

by FunkyRider on Monday July 07, 2014 @06:30PM (#47403515) Attached to: ESA Shows Off Quadcopter Landing Concept For Mars Rovers

Title says it all. I don't know what kind of dumbass would come up with this idea, but on Mars, your rotor blade would need to be spinning at like 150000 RPM to barely generate any lift.

Comment Re:China, whodda thunk? (Score -1) 72

by FunkyRider on Monday May 19, 2014 @07:44PM (#47042443) Attached to: Mysterious Disease May Be Carried by the Wind

Like toxic you who came out of yo mama's shithole!

Comment YO DAWG! (Score -1) 94

by FunkyRider on Sunday December 01, 2013 @08:05PM (#45570971) Attached to: The Ultimate Anti-Action Online Game: <em>Waiting In Line 3D</em>

We heard you like waiting in line so we put a waiting in line game on yo phone so you can play waiting in line while you waiting in line!

Comment Re:Docker is pretty cool (Score -1) 88

by FunkyRider on Tuesday November 26, 2013 @08:41PM (#45533501) Attached to: Docker 0.7 Runs On All Linux Distributions

But have you paid your windows and office license fee?

Comment Re:Only partly joking... (Score -1) 519

by FunkyRider on Sunday November 24, 2013 @05:54PM (#45509695) Attached to: China Creates Air Defence Zone Over Japan-Controlled Islands, Issues War Threat

Oh stupid yankees how ignorant can you get?!

Comment What a waste... (Score -1) 206

by FunkyRider on Tuesday November 19, 2013 @08:27PM (#45468731) Attached to: Xbox One Controller Cost Over $100 Million To Develop

Of money!

Comment I use the headphone only when... (Score -1) 262

by FunkyRider on Thursday October 31, 2013 @11:10PM (#45297079) Attached to: Do You Need Headphones While Working?

The colleague next desk sucks his thumb so laud that everyone else starts tearing their hair off...

Comment Re:This Gamemakerlessness is an eyesore! (Score -1) 441

by FunkyRider on Monday May 07, 2012 @10:08PM (#39923155) Attached to: Ubuntu Will Soon Ship On 5% of New PCs

You shut the fuck up stupid gm troll! And go back to your moms' basement

Comment First Post! (Score -1) 36

by FunkyRider on Monday April 16, 2012 @08:50PM (#39706355) Attached to: Gold Nanoparticles Help Red Blood Cells Deliver Drugs

From using red blood cell loaded drugs!!!

Comment Re:Soviet Russia jokes overload (Score 0) 320

by FunkyRider on Wednesday March 21, 2012 @06:16PM (#39433975) Attached to: New Samsung TV Watches You Watching It

What? In Soviet Russia, Jokes tell you!

Comment Could it be possible that (Score 2, Funny) 77

by FunkyRider on Monday March 05, 2012 @05:55PM (#39254259) Attached to: Next-gen Game Controllers Tug At Thumb Tips

It pulls too hard and break your thumb? ouch!