Money money money (Score 1)

Investors sit in on a meeting at CompuHyperGlobalMeganet.... Client: "I need to upgrade my 28.8 kb connection to a 1.5 MB Fiber-optic T1 LAN. Will you be able to provide an IP router capable of supporting my existing Tolken-Ring Ethernet network?" Me: "Nope. Can I have my money now?" Investor: "Is this bucket big enough for all the cash?" Me: "Can I have a free wheelbarrow? Investor: "OK." Client: "But what about my pictures of Captain Janeway?"