Make Micro$oft completely American Sounds like a good time for the rest of the world to switch to Linux for security reasons, especially as the current administration has proved itself to be an unreliable, fickle ally (to say the least)

is a comment from Bill Gates more important than a comment from Elon Musk or Larry Ellison or Mark Zuckerberg? Since he's a billionaire his comments are obviously more important than those of mere peasants even if they happen to have a sh*tload of degess.

So, what else does Cloudflare know about me and the software I use?

Do what we say, don't do what we do

Microsoft as with all corporations exists for the sole purpose of maximising a profit, altruism, ethics and morals never come in to it.

And turn down the volume of the ads. Last time I went to the cinema I damn near walked out because the ads were downright deafening - louder that the movie soundtrack. Paying to see a movie is one thing but I strongly object to having to pay to watch a bunch of adverts.

And then they drug test them :-)

Of course the USA isn't doing anything like that - they're the good guys

Does that include CEOs, FOs etc.?

How long before it would get weaponised? That's assuming that pretty well ever militant who's read about it hasn't already started thinking about how to do it. Nothing like blotting out the Sun to cause a famine in a country you're having a spat with. Were these people born stupid or did they have to practice?

Presumably they'll remember that, in real life, you don't get re-incarnated after you get killed, being shot actually hurts, seeing your best mate lying on the ground with his intestines falling out isn't all that funny ...

A loan? How long for and what's the interest rate?

I'm hear that, in Liverpool, BMW stands for Break My Windows!

And when that's empty ... ?

But not the execs obviously. They just need somebody to do the work, like PAs answering their emails etc.