This is why we have the ESRB, don't get me wrong I was playing T games when I was 7 and M games when I was 10 it was still useful. The parents should not let a 6 year old play GTA.

Safari? I haven't used safari since elementary computer lab

I hate touch computing, my moniter is on a shelf on my desk right above my keyboard and mouse so it would be hard to not have a mouse. And should it be a full arm motion to scroll on a page? I have a touch screen on my laptop and it's great if it's right on my lap but anywhere else its just annoying.

Sorry but this doesn't really tell me anything about the best burglar alarm in history. This is more an ad for this guys site.

This sounded great when I was reading it but it also got me to thinking, how does the stuff take shape? In short: I am missing the "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag

This isn't really a valid test at all, I look at every ad I see, it doesn't mean I'm paying attention to it.