I run linux.
My friend doesn't.
He runs XP.
My friend doesn't use IRC too well.
He keeps losing connection.
He blames hackers and nukers.
I pity him.
Close your ports I say.
Alas he cannot...
For having scoured the web for weeks
Found info, he has not.
Once I found my self in his place
Before the PlaySkool distro of windows
That was installed on his PC
And I myself was lost.
Looked hard, I did, through various files.
Through the registry, and services, and the like.
Control Panel having deceived me, alas I surrendered
XP had defeated my little hacker brain.
As a last resort, I bring my troubles here
For many great minds flock to Slashdot
Perhaps you have some knowledge to share
Because XP developers smoked too much pot.