Are Americans so obese that they can't live without cutting their bacon intake in half?
I just came back from the store where I purchased the largest chest freezer that they have. I intend to stockpile a month's worth of bacon for myself until the crisis recedes. My wife indicated that perhaps I should have also purchased a freezer for her.
Is she planning to freeze herself until the crisis is over?
I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it.