Go into one of these quackatoriums, and get some homeopathic "medicine". When you get to the register, take out a vial of water, and explain to the cashier that you dipped a one dollar bill into that water, then diluted it 1,000 times. That should cover the bill.

Just one more "research paper" with results that no one else will be able to reproduce. Of no value, except for providing material for "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me".

It's just your phone, judging you.

And occasionally a piece of technology is heralded as a world-changing innovation, and end up just being a toy. Yeah, I'm talking about you, Segway.

No warhead. No guidance system. So basically we shipped them a big paperweight.

"What could possibly go wrong?" asked the man with a shelf full of worthless DIVX discs.

I see this as being just as effective as the FCC requiring a license to use the GMRS walkie-talkies you can buy at Walmart - which is to say, not all.

It just goes along with Apple's corporate slogan: "Evil? We're Okay With That."

"While we want to put this behind us, the case is about principles and values. And we're hoping to find someone who can explain to us what those words mean."

Just because I'm in a nit-picky mood - That's the Elizabeth Tower photoshopped on the watch. Big Ben is not the tower, or even the clock, but the largest of the bells inside the tower.

Creating drones to fight other drones. Read Robert Sheckley's "Watchbird".

For the Doctor Who ride, you would just get into the Tardis, which would then appear in some other part of the park, at which point you will be attacked by Cybermen or Sontarans.

Did anyone else notice a disturbing similarity between the "rolling" droid, and the robot Vincent from Disney's horrible "The Black Hole"?

And the "risk" of someone viewing the image of an unknown sleeping baby, at some unknown location, is...? This is the same insanity that keeps parents from posting their kids pictures on line. Do they really think kidnappers are trolling facebook in order to find victims? Does that make any sense?

Just for grins, I looked up the difference between mice and rats on Google. It turns out, rats can play the saxophone! Who knew? https://www.google.com/#q=mous...