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Journal FortKnox's Journal: Crazy man.... craazy 12

What's the difference between a duck?
One legs the same!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a can of beans?
Neither one has a beard!

An elephant and a snake are in the shower, the elephant turns to the snake and says "pass me the soap" and the snake replies "I'm not a radio!"

And a sure-Em favorite:
Why can't Hellen Keller drive well?
Because she's a woman.

Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all night... TRY THE VEAL!
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