FortKnox's Journal: Uwe Boll will stop making movies 1 mil sign a petition!

Yes, yes yes! It has finally happened. According to slashfilm, Uwe Boll has mentioned that if an online petition gets to 1,000,000 votes he'll stop making movies. For all of humanity, please go sign this petition! Last I saw, it was only to 96,543... we need more signatures!

I've never seen any of his movies...

[Corporate Troll]

I see no reason to vote. Ehm, btw, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be on multiply?

Mob Censorship?

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

I hope he makes a million movies!

I will - of course - exercise my prerogative to ignore them all.

Who the fuck is Uwe Boll?

[ces]

and why should I care?

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[Abm0raz]

The thing is, he basically doesn't get paid by the box-office to make his movies. He gets funded almost exclusively through German Gov't grants. Realistically, no one outside of Germany should care. I know I, for one, would be mortified if my government was giving millions away to some director to make cinematic abortions like he does.

135682 Signatures Total

[Scott Lockwood]

:-) Happy I could help.

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[Shadow Wrought]

First worthy petition I've seen in awhile!