I'm a horse. I see a story in the news talking about how hard it is for unicorns because occasionally their horn gets stuck in a tree. I see a story in the news talking about how we need more unicorns pulling plows in the field.

Hey jerks @ everywhere these days, if I wanted my animated gifs to have the compression artifacts of jpegs I'd be saving them as mp4s. I'm saving gifs as gifs for a reason. If I wanted my shit to be a webm I'd be uploading a webm.

I had my menu on the left (in an iframe) and a big honkin title graphic up top (yep, iframe!) and the menu buttons would load content into the 50% of the 640 x 480 that was left... which, you guessed it, was an iframe. Web 1.0 was pretty much Napoleon Dynamite.

If I were a member of an "exclusive" club but they left the back door open and all manner of riffraff were walking in and licking the hors d' oeuvres I'd think twice before paying my dues. With BitTorrent and VPNs I can't understand anyone claiming to have truly exclusive content.