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Comment Fiwer says FFX = POP MUSIC (Score -1) 180

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I imagine everyone here will enjoy Final Fantasy X though. I know how you linux geeks are. You like to sit there and pretend YOU are the super hero playing the homosexual beach volleyball game. You like to pretend like you are the mysterious and dark man with the strange past. You like to pretend the girl with the huge boobs and no personality is talking to you. You weep softly as you watch the game and see the life you wish you had. Your tears roll down your cheeks and the combination of the water and the pus dripping from your flaring acne drips onto your chest (the linux shirt you're wearing) and you begin to weep softly as you realize you will never be Justin from Nsync. You will never be Tidus. You will always be the man who lives in his mother's basement. Tidus is the football player from High School who used to slap you on the back of the head and call you names. You would go home at night and fantasize about killing him.. Thinking of how powerful your anger made you. The hilarious part about it is no matter how angry you got, he would still slap you around like a rag doll. If you went after him with a gun, you'd never have the balls to pull the trigger. He'd pull the gun out of your fat fingers and beat you with it. Then he'd be hailed as the school hero, for saving them from you. He's out there passing his genes on to another generation, mating with all of the attractive females who won't even talk to you. How does that feel, geek? How does it feel to read my words and realize they are the inevitable flow of your failed life? I've got to go... Got a date with a hot slut from the college. She's gonna bring along one of her friends too! Have fun palming your cock geekmaster!

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