Re:Death and Taxes. (Score 5, Funny)

I mean if someone was to go into their server room with a hatchet and some butane...

A hatchet and some butane? What an obscure choice. Did you just look around your room to see what was there? I mean, some things that would make sense:

• A sledge hammer and some diesel fuel.
• An axe and some ethanol.
• A pipe wrench and some JP4.
• A baseball bat and some gasoline.
• A light saber and some isopropyl butanol.
• A piece of DOM mild steel pipe and some xylene.
• A pair of wire cutters and red fuming nitric acid.
• A pomegranete and two fingers of Jack Daniels.

But a hatchet and some butane?

Yeah, someone will mod me offtopic, but what a losiferous topic. "News flash: lots of people play Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games!". Uh, yeah, otherwise they'd be called JAFGOWDTSDs: "Just A Few Geeks Online With Digital Twenty Sided Dice". Oh, other news flash people actually pay to play games! Wow! Amazing.

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It was supposed to be "funny".