Re:Safe from the Virus...but not The Demon! (Score 1)

This isn't the first highly accurate warning of impending computerized doom from the Weekly World News. If your computer was built after 1985, then it has enough hard drive space to accommodate one of Satan's minions (and that doesn't count any stuff from MS). The Register has a little something gleaned from the Weekly World News. One Reverend Jim Peasboro, author of an upcoming book, The Devil in the Machine, says that demons can possess anything with a brain. Apparently that now includes computers. According to the Georgia clergyman, "...many members of my congregation became in touch with a dark force whenever they used their computers", (and again I emphasize that he made no mention of Microsoft). That Print job you thought was screwed up by the wrong printer driver may have actually been "...a stream of obscenities written in a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!" This happens right after the spontaneous Turing test.


Hmm, I should look into that article, I'd be real curious to see how the schedualer sets up instructions to be run by The Devil along side everything else. Or maybe, The Devil takes control of that too so his will is executed first leaving everything else to fight over a few spare CPU cycles.

Load? My prediction: 7.47